Can you believe more people watched American Idol then the olympics?

Monday, February 27, 2006

Hello D’ehr

The founder of Dominos pizza is going to build his own religious town. The town will be cheap to live in and cause heartburn and nausea. You know how you can tell the Olympics are over? People are watching NBC again. Can you believe more people watched American Idol than the Olympics? Instead of the worlds greatest athletes Americans chose to watch people who have slept with Paula Abdul! In Medical news, researchers say cells from pigs can help cure diabetes. Finally we’ve found a positive use for Star Jones. But the biggest celebrity news is George Michael was arrested for drug possession. Apparently he had Cannabis and liquid ecstasy on him. Cops also found sex toys and masks in the trunk which mean he was probably on his way to the nearest bathroom. Senator Hillary Clinton says that President Bush’s chief advisor Karl Rove, spends a lot of time obsessing about her. Bush says it’s not true and Bill Clinton says it’s impossible. Bush and Rove both agree Hillary will win the democratic primary but they can guarantee she will lose the general
2008 election. That’s because the votes are already in for Florida and Ohio.

Hello D’ehr

J Bo

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