Google's stock has plunged again!

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Hello D’ehr

Shocking news today, Google’s stock has plunged again and investors
have lost billions! Now if you put the word google into google your
first search result is WELFARE! President Bush insists that turning
our security over to an Arab country is safe. In fact, he said there
is no doubt in his mind. But that’s because there’s nothing in his
mind! President Bush has also spoken out against he mainstream
media, saying hat during the last election they tried to harm him
with forged documents. And Bush firmly believes that forged
documents should only be used to start a war! Can you believe Bush’s
approval rating is as low at 34%. And it gets even worse….some
people are saying they like Martha Stewart better. Four Disney
workers have been accused of raping a woman. Wow, who would have
thought working at Disneyworld is almost as deadly as the rides.
Disney should have seen this coming, it happened on the new Kobe
Bryant rollercoaster. America’s favorite dieter, Anna Nicole Smith,
arrived at the Supreme Court today, dressed like she was going to a
funeral. It was no disrespect to the court, it’s just Anna has to be
prepared, because who ever she is dating could go any minute. George
Michael has admitted to drug possession after cops found him slumped
over the steering wheel of his car. George said it was stupid and he
promised it’s the last time he ever swallows a breath mint from Kate
Moss. Britney Spears denies reports that she is pregnant with her
second child. Rumors started when people saw her drinking and
smoking again.

Hello D’ehr,

J Bo

posted by The Laugh Factory at 4:53 PM