Bill Clinton: In search of an intern

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Hello D’ehr

The former President Bill Clinton is looking to hire an intern. Some
people found out about it when they saw his ad, others found out when
they saw his erection. Can you believe, Bill Clinton has taken out
an ad saying he’s looking to hire interns for his Presidential
Library? The requirements for the job are very specific, the ad
says, those who can’t fit under a desk need to apply. Actually, it’s
a very laid back job, the ad says to show up to the interview wearing
stripper causal. Hillary Clinton is even thinking about applying for
the job, she figures, finally an opportunity for her have sex with
Bill. The Mayor of San Francisco Gavin Newsom, is dating a
Scientologist and the people of San Francisco are outraged because
he’s not dating a man! Saddam Hussein’s trial is really heating up.
If he’s found guilty, he will be executed and if he’s found innocent
President Bush plans to give him a job in security. In a related
story, 45 militants were killed on the Pakistan-Afghanistan border.
President Bush said that’s the last time he puts militants in charge
of border security! The gay cowboy movie is the favorite to win the
Oscar it’s also the favorite to have sex with Oscar. Britney Spears
showed up in New Orleans and took 4 teenage girls who lost everything
in the hurricane shopping. She tried to give the girls hope by
telling them they can have anything they ever dreamed of if they’re
just willing to work very hard at lip-syncing. And Bobby Brown
denies cheating rumors and says he never hit on the actress Tamala
Jones. In fact, he insists, he only hits on Whitney’s face.


Hello D’ehr,

J Bo

posted by The Laugh Factory at 7:42 PM