Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice had her workout in a gym

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Hello D’ehr

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice had her workout in a gym taped
for a TV show. She spends 10 minutes on sit ups, ten minutes on push
ups and then the rest of the day on cover ups. Microsoft says it is
developing a better search engine than google. They’re working on it
with the help of the Bush Administration so this one will be able to
search your car, your home and your phone records. Actually,
Microsoft’s search engine will be so unbelievable they say it can
find Osama Bin Laden. Did you know Bill Clinton helped put together
the Dubai port security deal? You know what that means, there must
be a lot of hot Arab interns. And did you know that his wife Hilary
Clinton is speaking out against it? So you know what that means,
there must be a lot of hot Arab interns. President Bush has made a
nuclear agreement with India that he says will make the world safer.
He then immediately apologized to his supporters. Jon Stewart is
getting ready to host the Oscars or as past hosts like to call it,
getting ready to ruin his career. Academy members have given the
group Three 6 Mafia permission to use the word “bitch” during their
performance of their Best Song nominee “It’s Hard Out Here for a
Pimp.” All the other curse words will have to be left out, so their
entire performance should last about 3 seconds. Sarah Jessica Parker
says that there was no friction between her and Matthew McConaughey
on the set of their new movie Failure to Launch. And based on the
trailer it also looks like there will be no audience. Charlie Sheen
is donating items to Habitat for Humanity Celebrity Charity Auction.
Charlie will be donating his impressive collection of over 15000
hookers phone numbers. Lindsay Lohan’s breast popped out of her
dress at a recent red carpet event. Janet Jackson is now suing her
for identity theft!

Hello D’ehr

J Bo

posted by The Laugh Factory at 3:34 PM