The Oscars are Sunday!

Friday, March 03, 2006

Hello D’ehr

The Oscars are this Sunday and everybody is picking the gay cowboy
movie to win. In fact it should win hands down and on it’s knees.
Paula Abdul was saying crazy things and mumbling her words on last
night’s American Idol. It was obvious something was very wrong with
her because after the show was over, she forgot to sleep with a
contestant. President Bush went to India this week. He went because
he was having problems with his laptop and needed tech support.
Actually the real reason he went to India was because he wanted to
check up on all the new jobs he created. President Bush said the
outsourcing of jobs is painful and he knows many Americans haven’t
worked in over 2 years. And he can really sympathize with this,
because he hasn’t worked in over 6. The former director of FEMA,
Michael Brown said that he should have been honest with the public
from the very beginning of the Hurricane Katrina disaster. President
Bush said not being honest with the public was the only thing he did
right. Courtney Love and Oscar nominated director Bennett Miller
maybe be dating each other. Rumors that they two were in love
started when Miller was seen buying a shotgun. Jailed rapper, Lil’
Kim is worried that her breast implants are leaking and that she
needs immediate medical attention. She first suspected they were
leaking when she was talking to a prison guard and kept starring at
her face. Paris Hilton is being sued for slander by another heiress,
Zeta Graff. Graff says Paris was spreading vicious lies about her.
Paris really needs to watch what comes out of her mouth while the
rest of us prefer to watch what goes in.

Hello D’ehr

J Bo

posted by The Laugh Factory at 4:38 PM