Britain has decided to cut its troops!

Monday, March 13, 2006

Britain has decided to cut its troops in Iraq by ten percent. Now
they just have decide which 2 troops that will be. The bird flu is
coming and in a worst-case scenario half the country will be infected
with it. Best case scenario only Paris Hilton gets infected with
it. The Secretary of Health and Human Services says this bird flu is
the most dangerous thing to come to our country since Russell Crowe.
The US government has announced that its spy satellites are tracking
the infected birds. And nobody was happier to hear that than the
terrorists! George Clooney says the democrats who voted for the Iraq
War are cowards! Well it could be worse, they could be
unintelligible actors. Clooney says the democrats didn’t vote
against they war because they were afraid they would be called
unpatriotic. And all that would really mean is they could easily
find a job in Hollywood! John Kerry was heckled while giving a
speech at Harvard when a student jumped up and challenged Kerry to do
something about the war. Kerry says he can’t do anything about the
war because he still doesn’t know if he’s for or against it. A new
report says that $100 million dollars is the minimum needed to win a
Presidential election or you could do it for 5 bucks if your bother
is the governor of Florida. Dennis Quaid says he has the male
version of anorexia. This is almost as rare as the male version of
Elton John. President Bush’s staff says they are exhausted, and
battered. That sounds more like they are married to Bobby Brown. A
former judge from Saddam Hussein's regime acknowledged sentencing 148
Shiites to death but insisted they were given a fair trial. Just to
show how fair it was, he said they were only tortured for 2 hours a
day. The gangsta rapper, Young Jeezy was arrested in Florida after a
shootout. ApparentlyYoung Jeezy was campaigning to win a Vibe
award. And Macaulay Caulkin says he’s not a drug addict, he just
likes to smoke weed on occasion and it’s not his fault he has over 10
occasions a day.

Hello D’ehr

J Bo

posted by The Laugh Factory at 4:06 PM