Jokes for 3.29.2006

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Hooters Airlines is going out of business. Apparently passengers did
not feel safe knowing that in case of an emergency, a floatation
device could be found under their flight attendant’s shirt. Plus
it’s never a good sign when you’re on a plane and a happy ending
isn’t a safe landing. Passengers weren’t too happy with the
flights. They complained that there was always too much turbulence.
It wasn’t because of rough air pockets it was every time a passenger
and flight attendant went to the bathroom. But the reason they are
going out of business is because it was too expensive to run. Those
oxygen masks kept dropping and not because there was ever a change in
air pressure but because there was a change in blood pressure. Plus
it’s just wrong to delay a flight due to leaky implants. Michael
Eisner’s new talk show scored a 0 rating. The sad news is on NBC
that’s a hit. A democratic congresswoman punch a Capitol police
officer. As democrats continue to find new ways to lose voters.
Iran has defiantly rejected the U.N.’s demands to stop its nuclear
program. This is good news because the world would have no idea what
to do next if a country actually listened to the U.N. President Bush
is on his way to Cancun Mexico as he begins a two week tour of places
his daughters got drunk in. His next stop will be every bar in
Texas. The U.S. military plans to detonate a 700 ton explosive in
the Las Vegas area. The last time Vegas saw 700 tons detonate was
the night Elvis died. The explosive will put a huge mushroom cloud
over the city. Vegas doesn’t want people confused so they’ve already
issued a statement saying that Snoop Dogg is not in town.

James Harris

posted by The Laugh Factory at 11:18 AM