Google's stock has plunged again!
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Shocking news today, Google’s stock has plunged again and investors
have lost billions! Now if you put the word google into google your
first search result is WELFARE! President Bush insists that turning
our security over to an Arab country is safe. In fact, he said there
is no doubt in his mind. But that’s because there’s nothing in his
mind! President Bush has also spoken out against he mainstream
media, saying hat during the last election they tried to harm him
with forged documents. And Bush firmly believes that forged
documents should only be used to start a war! Can you believe Bush’s
approval rating is as low at 34%. And it gets even worse….some
people are saying they like Martha Stewart better. Four Disney
workers have been accused of raping a woman. Wow, who would have
thought working at Disneyworld is almost as deadly as the rides.
Disney should have seen this coming, it happened on the new Kobe
Bryant rollercoaster. America’s favorite dieter, Anna Nicole Smith,
arrived at the Supreme Court today, dressed like she was going to a
funeral. It was no disrespect to the court, it’s just Anna has to be
prepared, because who ever she is dating could go any minute. George
Michael has admitted to drug possession after cops found him slumped
over the steering wheel of his car. George said it was stupid and he
promised it’s the last time he ever swallows a breath mint from Kate
Moss. Britney Spears denies reports that she is pregnant with her
second child. Rumors started when people saw her drinking and
smoking again.
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J Bo
Can you believe more people watched American Idol then the olympics?
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The founder of Dominos pizza is going to build his own religious town. The town will be cheap to live in and cause heartburn and nausea. You know how you can tell the Olympics are over? People are watching NBC again. Can you believe more people watched American Idol than the Olympics? Instead of the worlds greatest athletes Americans chose to watch people who have slept with Paula Abdul! In Medical news, researchers say cells from pigs can help cure diabetes. Finally we’ve found a positive use for Star Jones. But the biggest celebrity news is George Michael was arrested for drug possession. Apparently he had Cannabis and liquid ecstasy on him. Cops also found sex toys and masks in the trunk which mean he was probably on his way to the nearest bathroom. Senator Hillary Clinton says that President Bush’s chief advisor Karl Rove, spends a lot of time obsessing about her. Bush says it’s not true and Bill Clinton says it’s impossible. Bush and Rove both agree Hillary will win the democratic primary but they can guarantee she will lose the general
2008 election. That’s because the votes are already in for Florida and Ohio.
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J Bo
Doping tests on 10 Austrian skiers were negative.
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President Bush is claiming he found out we were turning over our port security to an Arab country after the deal was approved. In fact it happened on the same day he found out he was the president. Doping tests on 10 Austrian skiers were negative. They also tested negative for gold medals. Hello D’ehr! Charges have been dropped against Joe Pesci after he allegedly punched a fan last month. It just shows you what’s happened to Pesci’s career, the poor guy can’t even get arrested in this town. Apparently Pesci punched a guy in the mouth because the guy took a picture of him. The guy apologized telling Pesci it was a mistake, he thought he was somebody famous. Hello D’ehr!
J Bo
Bush wants to put Arabs in charge of security
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President Bush wants to put Arabs in charge of our security.
Democratic leaders are calling the President to criticize him,
terrorist leaders are calling to thank him. Actually, Bush got the
idea from his new head of Homeland Security Osama Bin Laden. Hello
D'ehr! Bush also plans to put Exxon in charge of the EPA. Dick
Cheney said the day he shot his friend was one of the worst days of
his life because he thought he was a much better shot. Cheney is
going to wind up benefiting from this whole thing. In fact, when his
term is up he's already gotten a huge job offer from the mafia.
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J Bo
Lindsay Lohan does not want to be called a teen queen!
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In a recent interview Lindsay Lohan said she does not want to be
called a “teen queen.” Sounds like she wants us to go back to
calling her anorexic, drunk and annoying. Navy college quarterback
Owens has been charged with rape. Looks like he’s ready for the
NFL. Can you believe Bush wants an Arab country that supported the
Taliban in charge of US port security? He also plans to make
Courtney Love the new Drug Czar. Hello D’ehr!
J Bo
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The state of Mississippi is going to put the names and faces of sex offenders on billboards. This does not include people who commit incest because it’s the south and they just don’t have enough billboards! Hello D’ehr!!! It looks like Hillary Clinton is trying to reach out to Republicans, she just asked Vice President Cheney to take Bill hunting. Can you believe President Bush wants to give control of U.S. ports to The United Arab Emirates? After that he plans to put Iran in control of airport security and Mexico will take over border patrol.
J Bo
Lots to Laugh About Today!
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Lots to laugh about today. Hundreds of syringes were found during a
raid at the Olympics. Who would have ever thought the Olympics would
make the NFL look good. Seriously, the athletes are doing so many
drugs over there that Ricky William just started taking curling
lessons. But the big story is we have heard again from Osama Bin
Laden. On this audio tape, he has vowed he will never be captured
alive. President Bush says he couldn't agree more. More to laugh about to tomorrow! Oh one last thing, Boy George is facing serious drug charges in New York. His drug problem is so bad that when the D.A. asked him if he wanted to cut a deal he said no, he could afford to pay full price for a kilo.
J Bo
This weekend! 2.17 ~ 2.19
~Friday~2.17.20068 PM~ Stella, Suli McCullough, Gary Gulma, Jason Stuart, Jokoy
10 PM~ Frazer Smith, Tom Papa, Jeremy Hotz, Dov Davidoff, Alonzo Bodden
12 AM~ Bill Dawes, Bret Ernst, Brian Scolard, Tim Jones
~Saturday~2.18.20068 PM~ Sunda, Jeff Cesario,
Damon Wayans10 PM~ Godfrey, Jeremy Hotz, Mario Joyner, Tom Papa, Jokoy
12 AM~ Dov Davidoff, Michael Britt, The Greg Wilson
~Sunday~2.19.20068 PM 1 st Impressions
10 PM Chocolate Sunday
Damon Wayans ~ Saturday @ 8
Hey Guys! I hear that Damon Wayans will be stopping by here on Saturday for the 8:00 show! It's going to be a great show and I think you all should come!
8001 Sunset Blvd. / Hollywood, CA 90046 / 323.656.1336 x 1
THIS WEEKEND'S SCHEDULE!Friday .... 2.10.20068 PM....
Pete Gray, Charles Fleisher, Jeff Cesario, Jokoy
10 PM....
Frazer Smith, Louis C.K., Chris Spencer, Johnny Sanchez, Dov Davidoff
12 AM....
Bill Dawes, Darren Carter, Brian Scolaro, Ian Edwards
Saturday .... 2.11.20068 PM....
Sunda, Gerry Bednos, Louis C.K., Darren Carter, Chris Spencer
10 PM....
Ruben Paul, Dov Davidoff, Johnny Sanchez, Jokoy
12 AM....
Jay Davis, Jordan Rubin, Ian Edwards, The Greg Wilson Show
Sunday .... 2.12.20068 PM....
1st Impressions
Chris Spencer, Joe Blount, Bradon T. Jackson, Walter Hong, Leonard Robinson, Deray
10 PM....
Chris Spencer, Joe Blount, Brandon T. Jackson, Walter Hong, Leonard Robinson, Deray
Call 323.656.1336 Extension 1 for reservations!
2.09.06 ~ Schedule *~*ASIAN NIGHT*~*
8 PM ~
DANNY CHO
MICHAEL JR.
DARREN CARTER
JOHNNY SANCHEZ
RON PEARSON
JOKOY
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~*~ An Evening with Jon Lovitz ~*~
~*~ 2.08.06 ~*~
Jon Lovitz @ The Laugh Factory
8 PM....
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8001 Sunset Blvd. // Hollywood, CA 90046
2.06.2006 ~ Schedule
~*~* LATINO NIGHT ~*~*8 PM
Boomer, Frances Dilorenzo, Fernado Flores, Johnny Sanchez, Joky
10 PM
Benny Mena, Larry Omaha, Catherine Franco, Rene Sandoval, Rick Ramos, Jokoy
Call 323.656.1336 Ext. 1 for reservations!
This Weekend ~ 2.03.06 to 2.05.06
Friday 2.03.06 8:00 PM~ Stella, Mario Joyner, Jokoy, Jeff Cesario, and Bob Saget
10:00 PM~Frazer Smith, Sully McCullough, Dane Cook
12:00 AM~Mike Marino, Jokoy, Maz Jobrani, Ruben Paul
Saturday 2.04.068:00 PM~ Pete Gray, Rob Pearson, Damon Wayans
10:00 PM~ Kenny J, Dane Cook
12:00 PM~ Jay Davis, Gerry Bednob, Tim Jones, Jason Gillearn
Sunday 2.05.068:00 PM~ 1st Impressions, Chris Spencer, Mystro, J Dubb, Marc Howard, Jokoy
10:00 PM~ Chris Spencer, Mystro, J Dubb, Marc Howard, Jokoy
Call 323.656.1336 Ext. 1 for reservations
Saturday @ 8... Damon Wayans 2.04.2006
Damon Wayans @
The Laugh Factory2.04.2006 @ 8:00 PM
It's going to be an awesome show. Call 323.656.1336 for reservations now. The show will sell out!
